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teargas 4th album

I know. Its been a while. I also know this post is really really late .. Like nearly 6 months late, but better late then never. So let me get to it..

Never wanted to post about this album really, especially after the song “wake up” ..it wasn’t really that interesting, but after I heard the whole album I thought I should just blog about it..

The album “Number Number” (stylized “Num8er Num8er) is the groups fourth offering. The album also features international artists like “2face” and it consists of 15 songs. Starting from the intro to the last song (which is party #88) the album goes in heavily. Here’s a track to track review of the album ..

1. “Intro”
– not much really, just a guy talking bout how significant numbers are.. really cool intro considering the layout and the title/concept of the album.

2. “Like Never Before”
– if you’d hear this song’s instrumental, you’d think Meek Mill and/or Rick Ross, but the guys did well on this. Starting off with Ma-E and his usual Ma-Eezy lyrics (easy to write, easy to sing along to, easy to hate) then K.O with one of his knock-out verses and then Ntukza .. He does what he does best and his flow at first is just unexpected!
Verses: 5/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable line: “ndidla ikeke and take a nap, itis”

3. Turning Tables ft. 2face
– this song is worth an open minded listen. those that know me well know how I love Naija music and this song carries out the Naija essencee quite well. And no its not coz 2face is on the hook. Its the hook and the beat and the concept. the song discusses money, but in a sincere way (how it can turn the tables around). I thought since 2face was on the hook I was safe from hearing these guys try to sing but I wasn’t lucky. A very nice song, starting off with Ma-E, then K.O and Ntukzarido! Relevant verses.
Verses: 5.5/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable line: n/a , for me everyone was just being simple with it.

4. Forgive Me ft. Lilly Million
– the vocals on the hook are so incredible. Lilly Million goes in smoothly over this soulful instrumental and she sets the stage up perfectly for the guys. 1st verse goes to KO .. He somehow finds a way to talk about money on this song which makes him very irrelevant. Ma-E really killed this one (he smartly links the dots back to their first song “chance” ) and then Ntukza followed. Everyone here is asking for forgiveness but K.O andimazi wenzani.
Verses: 6.5/10
Hook: 8/10
Quotable: n/a

5. Ok, right
– the Black Storm Team produced song goes in.. But it sounds like Shut It Down part 2 (without Cashtime) probably because it was produced by the same guys! Everyone went in here, Ma-E was Ma-Hard here .. The songs is too cool deserves a video!
Verses: 7/10
Hook: 7.5/10
Quotable: “tshel’ ipromoter I’m too big for your gig – terabyte”

6 Wake Up
– I’m annoyed by these guys’ singing .. Ingathi heye gospel! But its an ok track I don’t like it. it’s a funny song.
Verses: 4/10
Hook: 5/10
Quotable line: n/a

7 Paradise ft Toya DeLazy
– on the seventh track I exepected Ma-E to start but Ntukza went in first and he .. Well.. Took Ma-E’s position and that’s pretty much what he did. Ma-E followed and didn’t really get me out of my seat, K.O went in and moer’d it! I think the guys got launched .. Well they did. Toya DeLazy is a great artist .. Put Teargas in the mix the song gets awkward. I don’t really get the point of this song, its just not relevant.
Verses: 3/10
Hook: 5/10
Quotable: “I will hunt you then I will munch you, smartphone”

8 Hands Up
– what would a Teargas album be without that song where the hook has the words “hands up”. Lol, I like this song, the beat has a rock element about it, with the electric guitars running throughout, it sounds nice, starts off with K.O > Ma-E > Ntukza .. Everyone drops off that incredible line. Ma-E “Rise from the underground. Hot. Volcanic” .. Didn’t really expect that from Eezy!
Verses: 6.5/10
Hook: 5/10
Quotable: “make sure you keep my name far from yours, spacebar”

9 Put U On ft. Zion (from liquideep)
– yes its about girls. The song is about how the guys fall for these girls that are sexy and blah blah.. They want to give them all the finer things in life. Smooth track, Zion’s singing is just perfect for this cut and everyone went in freely . A lose, feel good song.
Verses: 6/10
Hook: 8/10
Quotable: “love is accidental, hate is premeditated”

10 Number Number
– “get up, get up, and play your part”, the first words you hear are those. One of those inspiring songs where the guys point out how they survived the bad things that happen eKasi, how they turned their lives around. Soulful song, the hook resembles “Wake Up”
Verses: 7/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable: “its up to you and its down to me, loko kutsho ukuthi unga phantsi kimi you can’t look down on me”

11 Single
– lol, this is my favourite song on the album .. The guys would love this song, especially K.O’s verse. Everyones singing and for once its relevant, the song starts off with a gospel-like melody .. It’s about how the guys are getting played by their partners. It’s a very deep song, nothing like Teargas.
Verses: 7/10
Hook: 9/10
Quotable: “uzozbona, uzozbona, andsa funi uk’jola and I don’t need your love”

12 Jabula
– this song, too, starts with a gospel like vibe but its a nice feel good song. With Ma-E laying his 2nd best verse on the album, the song starts on a high and it just gets better.
Verses: 7.5/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable: “pockets used to be empty like January rich”

13 Another Weekend, Another Funeral
– this song discusses life and how the guys miss their loved ones that have passed away. Ma-E lost his friend, K.O lost his Grandma and Ntukza lost his daddy. Nice song. Hook done by Ma-E and its quite good
Verses: 6/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable: “sikhulile kule game, siBig! Stretch marks!”

14 Its On
– I think this song is really awkward, it reminds me of the song “Take It Easy” .. I hate recycled ideas but yeah.
Verses: 3/10
Hook: 4/10
Quotable: n/a

15 Party #88
– the Spikiri produced cut is what South African hip hop should sound like .. It uses a Kwaito beat and a Hip Hop hook good verses. You know the song, I like it. A lot of people don’t..
Verses: 6/10
Hook: 7/10
Quotable: “andiwahambi ama party afanna ne boxing ring, la’thola khona icherrie zama glove”

All in all the album is a good one. Worth its money, though it has its dull moments with the guys’ singing and all its still quite good.
Album: 6.5/ 10


Mercy RMX

yo..as promised (to lisa) i will post my version of the popular G.O.O.D Music song mercy..lol.. hope you enjoy.. just lyrics though, moenie trip!

(hook)

Lamborghini Mercy

that chick got no mercy..

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me

Lamborghini Mercy (friend)

that chick got no mercy..(zone)

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me

(verse 1)

you call me Siya i dont mind that (woah0

you can call me Lela, i dont mind that..

you cant call me chomee coz i mind that..

friendzone? fuck no, i dont want that..

brother? brother? i dont wanna be your brother..

trying so hard just so call me brother.

and then u call me sweety when u want that niggas number

“and your niggas laughing right?” ..2 weeks later he yo lover..

man im in the zone feel like im her cousin..

coulda been smart bout it well i guess i wasnt..

getting high, tryna ease the stress..

this cant be the end, i wanna be more than just a friend..

 

(hook)

Lamborghini Mercy..(friend)

that chick got no mercy..(zone)

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me..

Lamborghini Mercy..(friend)

that chick got no mercy..(zone)

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me

 

(verse 2) 

yuugh, its high time i tell this chick how i feel bro..

but what if she dont feel the same way bro..

what if she aint down and the friendzone my ass bro.

im afraid of that.i cant lose her, i dont want that..

all she want is a boyfriend, she dont need her boyfriend..

he makes her cry, i cheer her up,girl i could be your boyfriend..

check my tweets they bout you, i should be more than a friend..

on valentines i bought you flowers dont you think im a gentleman?

my attention? you got that. you want airtime well you got that..

had a bad day? ima listen to you, make you feel good dont doubt that..(whhooooo)

she love me, but, like a friend.

she say we got a special bond and she dont want that shit to end (woah)

 

(hook)

Lamborghini Mercy

that chick got no mercy..

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me

Lamborghini Mercy (friend)

that chick got no mercy..(zone)

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me..

Lamborghini Mercy

that chick got no mercy..

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me

Lamborghini Mercy (friend)

that chick got no mercy..(zone)

she call me buddy but im smiling like it didnt hurt me..

 

(verse 3)

let the the friend-zoning begin..

i friend-zone a girl if she gots yellow skin..

i friend-zone a girl with no ass..

you know what that mean? i love ass..

……………….

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soo im outta lines..shit happens.. hahahaha but thatts whassup!

enjoy the day ..the week.. the weed and everything important!

 

Siya


The Stalker (some serious ass shizniz)

 

this is old..wrote it like last year but i still like it. its just something to creep your moffie asses out and hopefully somehow entertain yal, i dont know really.. call this the stalker (and hell yeah G write poetry ..fuck you on about/ hahaha….enjoy!)

 

 

I know, i know, i know, i know..
I will, i will, i will, i will..
I wont i know i wont.. Avenge my pain with a kill..
Maybe i should, maybe i shouldnt think..
Maybe i should just let loose and get controlled by whats in my drink..
Lemme stop, stop right here, lemme go no further..
Lemme carry on, coz it wont be seen as murder..
If i go to her crib, take the money and the jewellery..

Make it all seem like a simple robbery..
Its gonna look like an accident, no one’s gonna think that it was me..
Stab her in her heart, take her life and leave..
But what if she survives, what if she dies?
Why am i thinking when i know whats right..
She betrayed me, its time i tied the score..
Slit her neck n carry the head of this little whore.. 
Does she know how much i care bout her..
How much i love her and what i’d do for her..
I guess not, maybe its hard to see..
Maybe she knows but maybe she wants to just hurt me..
I dont know why but tonight is the nite i deliver the blow..
I wanna see her blood on the floor..
I wanna make her feel exactly what i felt..
When i found out she getting married to somebody else..
She can scream if she wants to but that wont help..
Imma lick my weapon clean at the end.. The sweet taste of revenge..
Hurting u will hurt me but i dont give a damn..
Coz if i cant have you nobody can.. 
 
Siya . . .
 
this..i think is what i am about..we..me and B..yeah not poetry but entertainment and art and shit. this is some real ass shit, thinking about writing a book based on this soon.. dreamer? maybe, i like to think of myself as a light-realist. but still im young and shit 🙂
 
WORD!

The Stalker (some serious ass shizniz)

 

this is old..wrote it like last year but i still like it. its just something to creep your moffie asses out and hopefully somehow entertain yal, i dont know really.. call this the stalker (and hell yeah G write poetry ..fuck you on about/ hahaha….enjoy!)

 

 

I know, i know, i know, i know..
I will, i will, i will, i will..
I wont i know i wont.. Avenge my pain with a kill..
Maybe i should, maybe i shouldnt think..
Maybe i should just let loose and get controlled by whats in my drink..
Lemme stop, stop right here, lemme go no further..
Lemme carry on, coz it wont be seen as murder..
If i go to her crib, take the money and the jewellery..

Make it all seem like a simple robbery..
Its gonna look like an accident, no one’s gonna think that it was me..
Stab her in her heart, take her life and leave..
But what if she survives, what if she dies?
Why am i thinking when i know whats right..
She betrayed me, its time i tied the score..
Slit her neck n carry the head of this little whore.. 
Does she know how much i care bout her..
How much i love her and what i’d do for her..
I guess not, maybe its hard to see..
Maybe she knows but maybe she wants to just hurt me..
I dont know why but tonight is the nite i deliver the blow..
I wanna see her blood on the floor..
I wanna make her feel exactly what i felt..
When i found out she getting married to somebody else..
She can scream if she wants to but that wont help..
Imma lick my weapon clean at the end.. The sweet taste of revenge..
Hurting u will hurt me but i dont give a damn..
Coz if i cant have you nobody can.. 
 
Siya . . .
 
this..i think is what i am about..we..me and B..yeah not poetry but entertainment and art and shit. this is some real ass shit, thinking about writing a book based on this soon.. dreamer? maybe, i like to think of myself as a light-realist. but still im young and shit 🙂
 
WORD!

New the “Kid” on the block..

Well well well.. We meet again you mamafuckers!! Fuck today I’m a bit offish but that shit don’t stop a real nigga from being real right? Yessir bish!! Soo let’s get to bidness shall we?

Okay .. So I’ve been vibin wit some cats you know, the usual, kanye, jigga, drake, wayne etc but these niggas aint releasin shit you know.. They takin they’re time and all .. Nothing wrong widdat but we do need to refresh our playlists you know (if I’m not making sense forgive me.. I’m thinkin bout some other shit.. Porn and drugs..).. But what I’m tryna say is the “game” needs somethin new.. And I know a nigga who can give the game this.. The hip hop game that is..
Name: Kid Ink..
Age: young enough
Genre: great music..
Haha, kid ink is a kid from L.A .. He’s the average cali cat.. Tatts all over his body, that “I don’t give a fuck attitude” and that simple yet stylish swag.. This nigga is the shit, ninja be a producer, a songwriter and an artist (don’t wanna say rapper and singer coz this guy mixes a bit of both.. Pure genius..)
This nigga got in the game in 2010 wit a mixtape titled “Crash Landing” .. Since the he dropped three more tapes namely “Daydreamer”, “Wheels Up” and “Roll Up”.. Nigga got the internet going crazy, he teamed with the most famous mixtape hosts ever (Dj Ill and Dj Rockstar.. A host basically organises beats for your tape and gets the features and pays your ass and shit.. They shout on a track too, and the basically promote your tape to the public.. These guys got big money.. Khaled, Ill Will, Drama and Rockstar.. Etc).. Him and his DJs formed the group AMG (alumni music group in 2010).. His style is very unusual, this guy makes the greatest music, he seems like the typa guy that’s always down for a nice time and is always happy, he discusses issues that we all go thru.. You know..
imagine Tyga and Sean and Drake and Wayne altogether.. This nigga is all that, trust me nigga good .. And the world is starting to recognize, he just got a chance to cover XXL mag for the class of 2012 and to tell you the truth nigga deserves to be there, haha he’s like the class clown there.. This nigga is too cool for school!! HAHA, he is a modern version of Kanye West.. Does everything on his own and every song is worth vibin to..
Imma give you a few links .. A few.. Just for the songs I like

http://www.hulkshare.com/1a7tzzmlkahy – Kid ink – 360(feat. Meek Mill)
http://www.hulkshare.com/5g88wrfyh76n – Kid Ink – Insane (intro for his tape “roll up”)
http://www.hulkshare.com/07f1lkcy020w – Kid Ink – Like a G (feat. Travis Porter)..

And ninja got a soft side.. But its gangster 🙂

http://www.hulkshare.com/2unskgl5d6yu – Kid Ink – Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll (feat. K-Young)
http://www.hulkshare.com/qk8ec4ils1vz – Kid Ink – Closet Freak..

The songs I fuck with are Like a G and insane..
#BatGang .. Up all nite!!! (That’s the niggas motto… Work!)

Yal should vibe wit him.. He too cool!

#FWYT
Ye’

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shot for me (remix)

I can see it on your skin.. The ntsente..
I regret why I even asked you to come here..
Now I’m mad coz girl yuh stink bad..
Yes I’m mad coz you forgot to take a bath..
All the perfumes that I bought..
All the shit that you got..
Now you tryna tell me that all this shit aint workin at all..
Its a shame you didn’t use it..
The lifebouy the cologne I know its in the trash..
But now you reek, now you reek..
First you a skipped a day but right now its a whole week..
And now you smell.. Pretty bad ..
Your odor is the reason why the laugh..
So, take a shower for me!!

(Hook)

May your friends stick wit you..
Germs neglect..
Protex protect you..
And the world will accept you..


Laugh a little live a little and fuck big!!

Ye’ #FWYT

xtotheizzo

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Wannabe Hip Hop Heads

Right…now this is something I always felt like addressing but haven’t had the balls to do it. :/ Yeah, like, I always put people’s feelings before mine? Cos I care about them and stuff and that’s not the point now is it? Fine I’ll get on with it. :/

You know when you’re that type of person that always spots something “phony” (fake) about people but you prefer to keep it to yourself? Yeaaah, I’m that fucker (my blog, my lingo…deal with it.) Now…A LOT of weirdos have been jumping onto the ‘hip hop ship.’

Now when I say weirdos, I mean the same people that dry hump on tables full of “i-Krewu” in taverns dancing to DJ Cleo, DJ Call Me and the other cockroaches of house music, dancing with their tongues out in “ii-sekele.” :/ that’s just fucked up! Stay in your lane please.

The hip hop “headship” has I certain criteria, and if you;

• Have or even HAD a single SouljaBoy song in your playlist
• Have a house song in your playlist (doesn’t matter if it’s an Adele super electro ulti-shit-mix…really.)
• If you have a memory card with MBs (megabytes) worth of storage capacity
• If you don’t know my real name *blank stare*
• And IF YOU AINT GOT NO FUCKIN’ YEEZY, J. COLE, PUSHA T, DRAKE, JAY-Z, KENDRICK LAMAR, EMINEM, LIL WAYNE, LUPE FIASCO, RICK ROSS IN YOUR SERATO!

…Then the bandwagon’s full……….but you can try and run behind it. 🙂 I’m so so sorry. 😦

To the house people, we honestly need y’all. I’m being honest! How we gonna know what shit song to keep our precious ears away from without you guys? Y’all God’s angels on earth. ALWAYS on the look out for the mentally stable people. We thank y’all. 🙂 *hugs y’all ignorant retards*

I’ll thank y’all later! Lol, it’s all love though

Peace
xo
B (insert reeaally cool signature here)

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