Wannabe Hip Hop Heads
Right…now this is something I always felt like addressing but haven’t had the balls to do it. Yeah, like, I always put people’s feelings before mine? Cos I care about them and stuff and that’s not the point now is it? Fine I’ll get on with it.
You know when you’re that type of person that always spots something “phony” (fake) about people but you prefer to keep it to yourself? Yeaaah, I’m that fucker (my blog, my lingo…deal with it.) Now…A LOT of weirdos have been jumping onto the ‘hip hop ship.’
Now when I say weirdos, I mean the same people that dry hump on tables full of “i-Krewu” in taverns dancing to DJ Cleo, DJ Call Me and the other cockroaches of house music, dancing with their tongues out in “ii-sekele.” that’s just fucked up! Stay in your lane please.
The hip hop “headship” has I certain criteria, and if you;
• Have or even HAD a single SouljaBoy song in your playlist
• Have a house song in your playlist (doesn’t matter if it’s an Adele super electro ulti-shit-mix…really.)
• If you have a memory card with MBs (megabytes) worth of storage capacity
• If you don’t know my real name *blank stare*
• And IF YOU AINT GOT NO FUCKIN’ YEEZY, J. COLE, PUSHA T, DRAKE, JAY-Z, KENDRICK LAMAR, EMINEM, LIL WAYNE, LUPE FIASCO, RICK ROSS IN YOUR SERATO!
…Then the bandwagon’s full……….but you can try and run behind it. 🙂 I’m so so sorry. 😦
To the house people, we honestly need y’all. I’m being honest! How we gonna know what shit song to keep our precious ears away from without you guys? Y’all God’s angels on earth. ALWAYS on the look out for the mentally stable people. We thank y’all. 🙂 *hugs y’all ignorant retards*
I’ll thank y’all later! Lol, it’s all love though
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